Quote

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Humorous
Comic
Humor
Inspiration
Funny
Strip
Shower
Showers

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
Groucho Marx
Image
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx
Image
Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
Groucho Marx
Image
I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
Groucho Marx
Image
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho Marx
Image
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Groucho Marx
Image
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
Groucho Marx
Image
A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
Groucho Marx
Image
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Groucho Marx
Image
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Image
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Groucho Marx
Image
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
Groucho Marx
Image
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
Image
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
Groucho Marx
Image
There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
Groucho Marx
Image
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Groucho Marx
Image
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
Groucho Marx
Image
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
Groucho Marx
Image
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
Groucho Marx
Image
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx