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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Showers
Humorous
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Humor
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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Two women at a resort discussed dinner: The food here is lousy, the first noted. You're right! And such small portions!! the second added
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He thinks I look alike!
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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Women should be obscene, not heard.
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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