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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Shower
Showers
Humorous
Comic
Humor
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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