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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
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Women should be obscene, not heard.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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