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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Women should be obscene, not heard.
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