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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Outside
Bigs
Black
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Men

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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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