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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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