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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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More quotes by Groucho Marx
Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Groucho Marx
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
Groucho Marx
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Groucho Marx
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Groucho Marx
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
Groucho Marx
Only if the computers really love each other.
Groucho Marx
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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