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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Water
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Onions
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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