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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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