Quote

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Water
Make
Onions
Ice
Inspiration
Eyes
Eye

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Groucho Marx
Image
I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
Groucho Marx
Image
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Image
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Groucho Marx
Image
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
Groucho Marx
Image
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Groucho Marx
Image
Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
Groucho Marx
Image
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
Groucho Marx
Image
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Groucho Marx
Image
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
Groucho Marx
Image
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
Image
Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
Groucho Marx
Image
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
Groucho Marx
Image
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx
Image
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
Image
To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
Groucho Marx
Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Groucho Marx
Image
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
Groucho Marx
Image
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Groucho Marx
Image
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
Groucho Marx