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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. Firefly replies: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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