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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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