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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
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Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. Firefly replies: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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