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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. Firefly replies: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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