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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
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