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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Stores
Sell
Sells
Sun
Wouldn
Visor
Funny
Occasional
Women
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Witty

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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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