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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Stores
Sell
Sells
Sun
Wouldn
Visor
Funny
Occasional
Women
Dressed
Much
Witty

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