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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Vegetarian
Animals

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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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