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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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Time wounds all heels.
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There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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