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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Funny
Money
Thicker
Inspiration
Blood

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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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