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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Money
Thicker
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
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I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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