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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Money
Thicker
Inspiration
Blood
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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