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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Money
Thicker
Inspiration
Blood
Funny

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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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