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Blood's not thicker than money.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Women should be obscene, not heard.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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