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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Fighting
Funny
Remember
Ladies
Ever
Silly
Men
Honor
Humor
Crazy
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