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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Ladies
Ever
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Men
Honor
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