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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
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Budget: a way of going broke methodically
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
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If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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