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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Crazy
Open
Funny
Feel
Breeze
Feels
Openness
Mind
Psychology
Men
Silly

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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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