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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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What have future generations ever done for us?
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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