Quote

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Parlor
Beer
Drinking
Dancing
Streets
Saloons

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
Groucho Marx
Image
I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
Groucho Marx
Image
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
Groucho Marx
Image
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Groucho Marx
Image
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
Groucho Marx
Image
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Groucho Marx
Image
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Groucho Marx
Image
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Groucho Marx
Image
My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
Groucho Marx
Image
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Groucho Marx
Image
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
Image
Only if the computers really love each other.
Groucho Marx
Image
This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
Groucho Marx
Image
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
Groucho Marx
Image
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
Groucho Marx
Image
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Groucho Marx
Image
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
Groucho Marx
Image
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Image
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
Groucho Marx
Image
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx