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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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