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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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