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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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