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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Computers
Computer
Really
Love

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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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