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Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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