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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Computers
Computer
Really
Love

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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. Firefly replies: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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