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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Computers
Computer
Really
Love

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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Time wounds all heels.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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