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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Computer
Really
Love

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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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Women should be obscene, not heard.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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He thinks I look alike!
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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