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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Computer
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Love

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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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Two women at a resort discussed dinner: The food here is lousy, the first noted. You're right! And such small portions!! the second added
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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