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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Wants
Checkbook
Open
Wedding
Happy
Shut
Learn
Mouth
Keep
Mouths
Husband
Marriage

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