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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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What have future generations ever done for us?
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
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