Quote

Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Fruit
Banana
Humor
Hipster
Crazy
Arrow
Age
Bananas
Funny
Arrows
Time
Flies
Like
Birthday
Insight
Pithy

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Groucho Marx
Image
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Groucho Marx
Image
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Groucho Marx
Image
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
Groucho Marx
Image
Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
Groucho Marx
Image
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Groucho Marx
Image
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Groucho Marx
Image
Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
Groucho Marx
Image
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
Image
Time wounds all heels.
Groucho Marx
Image
Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
Groucho Marx
Image
Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
Groucho Marx
Image
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
Image
I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Image
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Groucho Marx
Image
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Groucho Marx
Image
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
Groucho Marx
Image
I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
Image
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
Groucho Marx
Image
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
Groucho Marx