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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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