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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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