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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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