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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
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