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Any place I hang my head is home.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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