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Any place I hang my head is home.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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