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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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