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Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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