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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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I'll teach you to kick me...' You don't need to teach me--I already know how!
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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