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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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He thinks I look alike!
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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