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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Every time someone turns on a TV, I go in the other room and read.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
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