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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Hail
Witty
Humorous
Land
Free

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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
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