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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
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If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
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And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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