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Time wounds all heels.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Budget: a way of going broke methodically
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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