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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Inspirational
Time
Heels
Life
Aging
Wounds
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Advice
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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