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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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