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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Time
Heels
Life
Aging
Wounds
Silly
Advice
Crazy
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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