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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Time
Heels
Life
Aging
Wounds
Silly
Advice
Crazy
Funny
Inspirational

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
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Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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