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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Midget
Circus
Luck

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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It isn't so much that hard times are coming the change observed is mostly soft times going.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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