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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Circus
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
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Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life
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And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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