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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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