Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
Groucho Marx
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Funny
Footprint
Sock
Nostalgia
Witty
Humorous
Photograph
Footprints
Humor
Socks
Inspiration
Upstairs
More quotes by Groucho Marx
I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
Groucho Marx
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
Groucho Marx
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
Groucho Marx
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
Groucho Marx
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
Groucho Marx
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
Groucho Marx
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Groucho Marx
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Groucho Marx
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
Groucho Marx
Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
Groucho Marx
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Groucho Marx
Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
Groucho Marx
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Groucho Marx
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
Groucho Marx
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
Groucho Marx
I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
Groucho Marx
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Groucho Marx
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
Groucho Marx
