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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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