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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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